Split Edit Oscar Predictions

By Lewis Manalo

Who gives a shit? Why am I going to watch three hours of celebrities acting modest and grateful as they congratulate each other about something even they know isn’t really that important? IT’S JUST THE MOVIES.

I’d rather watch a Matlock marathon. At least his speeches go somewhere.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s